Forget predictive text, BBC has got your back, yo.

Whomever had the – ahem – enviable task of subtitling Kanye West’s Glastonbury performance in live time clearly gave up on life while trying to live-title the performance in a PG-rating.

What started as:

And:

Quickly became:

And then, simply:

We’re not sure what they expected after Kanye’s Billboard Music Awards performance (remember this?) but it made for some pretty hilarious viewing/tweets. Some people also found a deeper meaning: